A pure work of satire and knowing this when you begin will help you understand the absurdity of it all. as far as masturbation goes, Some cats excel and redirect their sexual energies toward Jesus and being good, hardworking citizens, whereas others fail and want nothing more in life than to bat at their genitals as if they were a ball of yarn.

By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions. Written in a simple Q and A format, HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT GUN SAFETY answers crucial questions such as, 'What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?So if you don’t want your cat to turn into some kind of pinko liberal, you need to read this book, and GO TALK TO YOUR CAT! On teaching your cat about sex: “Abstinence is committed to eliminating the dangers of premarital sex, whereas contraception-focused sex education tries only to reduce it. It’s a fun joke gift (which is how I got it) that you can use either to amuse your liberal friends or piss of your conservative friends.

if there is one hard-and-fast rule on this topic, it's this: under no circumstances should you provide your cat with a gun equipped with a laser scope, as your cat is likely to be more interested in the dot it makes than in the deer, burglar, or communist in their sights.For example, in the section on online safety, the author observes that “Not having antivirus software on your computer is as reckless as not owning a machine gun to protect your home against burglars or jihadists. It might have been best as just the first pamphlet alone, but that would have made for a very short book. It's got an annoying right wing slant just a bit too much to know if they're serious about that part or not.

I think to get the greatest enjoyment out of this you must read it in small doses over the course of a few weeks. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again! The obituaries are filled with families who thought that their kitten was too young to play with guns, that they could wait until the cat was just a little bit older to instruct them on proper firearm usage and safety.It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats - and America - great again!

Cute, cuddly, graceful and all around appealing, who could do other than smile when faced with an adorable feline.

We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. although the idea of kitty hell being a fiery waste where they will be tormented by barking dogs, bottomless squirt bottles, and pieces of tape stuck to the pads of their feet was worth a giggle. which proves that cats do not know how to masturbate at all and should probably be given lessons in how to do it right, because that just sounds painful. Evolutionists try to claim that the fossil record proves how old something is, and that the deeper we dig, the more basic life-forms become.